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{"type":"general","setup":"What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?","punchline":"Narnia business!","id":22}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How come the stadium got hot after the game?","punchline":"Because all of the fans left.","id":115}
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